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“Hello, I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an...
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“You have any sugar around here?” – Homer Simpson “Sugar? Sure . . . here you go. Sorry it’s not in packages. Want some cream?” – Hank Scorpio “Ah, no.” – Homer Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Francesco Zaia. “I’ve been so bored since we moved here I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should...
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Compare & Contrast: New Towns
“Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum’s rush.” – Marge Simpson “We don’t have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn’t rush, they’d be...
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“We’re prepared to offer you an impressive salary, plus health benefits for you and your life partner.” – Globex Executive “The answer is no! What’s wrong with this country? Can’t a man walk down...
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Disneyland and giant redwood images both yoinked from Wikipedia. “It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire day’s worth of vomit at Disneyland.” –...
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“They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that, now they all do it!” – Hank Scorpio
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Compare & Contrast: James Bond Songs
“Ingenious, isn’t it, Mr. Bont?” – Hank Scorpio “Scorpio, you’re totally mad.” – Bont “I wouldn’t point fingers, you jerk.” – Hank Scorpio “So, do you expect me to talk?” – Bont “I don’t expect...
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“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.” – Homer Simpson
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“So, you never learned cursive?” – Cypress Creek Teacher “Well, I know ‘hell’ and ‘damn’ and ‘bi-” – Bart Simpson “Cursive handwriting, script. Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division?”...
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“We’ve got it great here! And for the first time in my life I’m actually good at my job. My team is way ahead of the weather machine and germ warfare divisions.” – Homer Simpson
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“It’s called Cypress Creek, a planned community designed for the workers of the Globex corporation. Cypress Creek, where dreams come true . . . Your dreams may vary from those of Globex corporation,...
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“Cypress Creek, a tale of one city.” – Globex Video Narrator “Let’s watch something else.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you’re trying to talk us into moving to this place.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, yeah,...
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“We’re prepared to offer you an impressive salary, plus health benefits for you and your life partner.” – Globex Executive “The answer is no! What’s wrong with this country? Can’t a man walk down...
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“They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that, now they all do it!” – Hank Scorpio
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Compare & Contrast: The Family Moves Away from Springfield
“You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?” – Marge Simpson “Of course not. I wouldn’t do that! Why not?” – Homer Simpson “We have roots here, Homer. We have friends...
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New Simpsons Blog Dedicated to Those Longer Shots
“You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.” – Scorpio “Yes, sir. I will notice that.” – Homer Simpson A few weeks ago I got an email from a new Simpsons blogger who’s...
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